February 2012
22 posts
databitsandpussywussies:
lol I’m such a nerd I like one of the most popular franchises in American media, Star Wars
Just once I would like to go into the computer lab and to not smell feet. Just once.
lemunplej:
take a shot every time someone makes a post about killing themselves
in a sudden ironic turn of events I’ve just killed myself from alcohol poisoning
joshishollywood:
Seduction Tip: shout at the buttocks of your lover. Literally grab both cheeks and begin shouting. You may stick to obscenities and endearments, or even attempt to hold a conversation. Try shouting about your theories on how Lost ended. If you think you have made a point that the butt would agree with, raise and lower both cheeks to simulate nodding. Do not stop shouting at the...
thatsmoderatelyraven:
whoreoscopes:
pubicweave:
you so busted
you wal-mart
you crusty
you wal-mart bathroom stank dookie toilet crust
Leaked lyrics to Nicki Minaj’s new single.
don’t forget some background music WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
clavid:
kanye…
wesssssst
rilleh:
Lil B as a Lil B fan
You’re so...
nyeeeeaaaah:
HAHAHA GOT HER GOOD AW MAN
rubee:
rubee:
its times like these where pooping in my pants is not such a horrible idea after all
OKAY EVERYONE I WAS WRONG
I WAS WRONG DO NOT POOP IN YOUR PANTS
DON’T DO IT YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET IT SO MUCH
January 2012
1,003 posts
madonnugh:
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Me: Baby I'm gonna do such dirty things to you, i'm gonna fit all of you into my mouth.
Lasagna:
weary-spine:
I need a job.
yoga4dogs:
“Darma free zone” can be a very nihilistic typo if you don’t how dharma is actually spelled.
tyrawanks:
it’s not arrogant if you’re actually better
trophywifematerial:
hmuifyoureblack:
trophywifematerial:
do you ever get the feeling that people are talking about you, and not in a good way
jesus
commanderinqueef:
you’re a white girl who listens to tyler the creator and lil wayne you are so educated about rap i just need to stop talking because you obviously know it all
ho0ker:
sees attractive person
turns into a whale and flies off into the distance because don’t know how to approach them
