sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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@14 hours ago with 167161 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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@14 hours ago with 702077 notes

Anonymous said: Is Donald Duck a racist? I know he was a Nazi that one time, but he has two Latino friends.

yoisthisracist:

This bullshit is what we feed to kids, btw.

@14 hours ago with 40 notes

Doing #pull ups on the train is a good way to prevent yourself from making unnecessary friends.

maskfield:

@3 weeks ago with 4 notes

(Source: multipack, via notyoudonut)

@3 weeks ago with 217535 notes

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via -chairmanmeow)

@14 hours ago with 354432 notes
elefante-elegante:

the-goddamazon:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

LMFAOOOOO

hahahaha 

elefante-elegante:

the-goddamazon:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

LMFAOOOOO

hahahaha 

(Source: memewhore)

@14 hours ago with 94343 notes
squidnapped:

saintgenetparochialschool:

1993 Nintendo of America document.
Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.

is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit

squidnapped:

saintgenetparochialschool:

1993 Nintendo of America document.

Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.

is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit

(via edisnoom)

@3 weeks ago with 6555 notes
@3 weeks ago with 317444 notes

batdadsmistress:

SHOTS FIRED.

(Source: sandandglass, via heroes-or-victims)

@3 weeks ago with 250832 notes